murphels:

ugh this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality

THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR.

vegetarain:

when you see someone hot in public

apoosur:

When my otp has a near kiss experience I have a near death experience

mrdespondency:

findingmyrecovery:

This IS the best I can do

I am NOT slacking off

I am NOT using my mental illness as an excuse

It IS ok that my best is not the same as other people’s bests

Damn I needed to hear this

givemeinternet:

My new favorite gif

hailrian:

I like to pretend I’m a hardcore bitch and I don’t give a single fuck but inside I’m scared of everything omfg

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

natinuz:

Ferrets playing inside a box of packing

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

earthdad:

i hate when ppl are actually really prepared for a test. Like, who do u think you are? Someone who actually has their life together? that is not acceptable

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

esteljune:

Playing video games while someone else’s watching